Godwink’s Law
May 13, 2009 by William K. Wolfrum
Godwink’s Law
“As a political discussion involving God gets more media coverage, the probability of Sarah Palin making herself part of the story approaches 1.”
Example: Today, Sarah Palin made a statement defending Miss California: “The liberal onslaught of malicious attacks against Carrie Prejean for expressing her opinion is despicable. Carrie and I spoke soon after the attacks started; I can relate as a liberal target myself. ”
addendum: GodWink’s Law also has a secondary meaning:
“As other stories capture the public interest, the probability of Sarah Palin thrusting herself into the news approaches 1.”
-WKW
So…is that the problem with the customer service agent I spoke with on the phone? I wondered where all his IQ went.
The two of them on the phone together created an intelligence well, like gravity, so dense even light can’t escape pulling all intelligence on the phone lines to the non-event horizon.
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Oh, Wolfrum, it reminds me of my first programming class. “Let 1=1…”
Regards,
Tengrain
I think I took that class. It was about all you could do with computers at that time lol
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