Patrick Byrne & Overstalk.com announce new CEO Tool
December 19, 2009 by William K. Wolfrum
Tired of not being able to know the secrets of those you obsess over? Want a closer look at those that have something you think can help divert attention from the awful truth? Well, at Overstalk.com, CEO Patrick Byrne has a special deal on a device that will help you “look through the windows” of those who may have some vague thing in their past that can be attacked ad nauseum.
For years, Patrick Byrne has lusted after the success, respect and ability of others. Ill-equipped to gain that success on his own merits, he has learned that it’s best to blame and stalk others. Now, for less than $30, this significant part of the Overstalk.com arsenal can be yours.
Order now and receive a free exorcism from Facebook, as well as an invented certificate claiming that you’re a bad-ass karate guy who shouldn’t be messed with.
So order now, and have as much fun with naked short stalking as Patrick Byrne does!
-WKW
Oh, you’re so getting stalked now.
If you ever get to interview Byrne, ask him this question: How many days per month do you spend in Vegas?
Personally, I know nothing about the guy. As far as I know, he’s never even been to Vegas. But have you ever had a strong hunch about someone?
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