Be like a Brazilian - Have sex and dance more

April 27, 2010 by  

Brazil is a land of paradoxes. One one side of the coin, the nation will fight resolutely for its citizens with HIV/AIDS. On the other, a judge will announce that gay men have no business playing soccer.

But recently, Brazilian Health Minister Jose Temporao gave some advice to uptight Brazilians that Americans should heed - dance more, and have sex more.

From The Huffington Post:

Temporao says adults should be exercising more to help keep their blood pressure down – and he says a good cardiovascular workout includes sex, “always with protection, obviously.”

Temporao also recommends dancing, a healthy diet and regular blood-pressure checks.

So, for you Americans battling high-blood pressure, have more sex. And dance more. Remember, it’s like Tom Delay disappeared off the planet after being on Dancing with the Stars.

-WKW

Comments

9 Responses to “Be like a Brazilian - Have sex and dance more”

  1. dgun on April 27th, 2010 6:28 am

    Dickipedia

    lol. That’s awesome.

  2. dgun on April 27th, 2010 6:32 am

    under category ‘Sports Dicks’

    The 2006 Cincinnati Bengals

  3. William K. Wolfrum on April 27th, 2010 6:33 am

    If more people clicked my links like you do Dguin, it would be a better world. Of this I’m sure.

  4. dgun on April 27th, 2010 6:35 am

    I learn new, disturbing, and funny things when I click the links on this blog.

  5. hugh.c.mcbride on April 27th, 2010 7:31 am

    On a related note, I learn new, disturbing, and funny things when I click the links *to* this blog.

  6. dgun on April 27th, 2010 10:51 am

    There are links to this blog? Besides from Bill’s other blogs?

  7. William K. Wolfrum on April 27th, 2010 12:07 pm

    I get links to this blog. Buy yes, they are from other blogs I write at. I’m in that precarious middle-ground of bloggers. Too important to get sympathy links, and not near enough important to have bigger blogs link to me.

  8. dgun on April 27th, 2010 2:26 pm

    Whenever I violate your copyright by copying and pasting your intellectual property whole cloth on various forums, I always put a link back to this fine blog.

    It’s the least I can do.

    Except for the times I change stuff up a little and take credit. Have I ever told you the story about Jimmy Johnstone from Tullos, Louisiana? Poor bastard can’t catch a break..

  9. William K. Wolfrum on April 28th, 2010 5:31 am

    I have copyright?

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