William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – July 15, 2010
July 15, 2010 by William K. Wolfrum
The Debate is over. The chicken came first.
News
Utah’s List: So someone in the Utah government releases a list of names of alleged illegal immigrants and sends it all around. Can someone explain to me again how Obama is the Nazi?
NSA Whistleblower: Thomas Drake was concerned about your privacy. The NSA wasn’t. Now he’s facing 35 years in jail.
Gay Marriage Legalized in Argentina: It passes Senate and Argentine President will sign. This is what standing up for the rights of others looks like.
BPs Oil Disaster: As the world learns BP lobbied for a terrorist’s release, it waits for a “crucial test” of a new cap on its oil geyser. Don’t be hopeful.
Sports
British Open: Tiger Woods and John Daly are first-round stars. No one harmed.
ESPYs: Wait, they still hold the ESPYs? Why?
Bible Verse of the Day
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. (Deuteronomy 23:1)
Blogs
Huffington Post: If it’s a pseudoscientific story that involves Big Pharma, Huffington will run it, and readers will agree with it.
The Daily Beast: Sarah Palin will run in 2012. Looks that way to me, too.
Genghis: I Am Israel, Hear Me Kvetch!
Rising Hegemon: Obviously, bloggers have no ethics whatsoever.
Odd
I swear to Allah this monkey would behead you if it could.
Taliban Training Jihadist Monkeys: And not just jihadist monkeys - BLACK PANTHER Jihadist Monkeys!
-WKW
I’m going to get a job working for Sarah Palin’s campaign. That place would have the most potential for comedy since the 1975 cast of Saturday Night Live. Plus, they’re Republicans, so I think they pay a lot better than Democrats. And money is good to have.