I’m a real Liberal, you fascist swine

My friends, those of you know me are aware that I’m liberal. And yet you still like me. (Haha. See, liberals can have a sense of humor!).

Anyway, I feel it is now time that I define my political leanings even more fully. I am a liberal, you see, but so much more. I am THE liberal. Yes, I have seen you wishy-washy types and I have judged you as lacking. Sure, you all dance around liberal issues, but I BELIEVE them. for instance, I believe:

• The recent NSA allegations is a reason to overthrow the government.
• Edward Snowden is more god than man. See also Manning, Bradley.
• The racist war on drugs is a reason to overthrow the government.
• I believe it is a small step from using predator drone bombs on terrorists to using them on me for being such an outspoken polemic.
• If you don’t die inside every time you hear about an innocent being predator drone bombed to death, you may as well be a Republican in Alabama.
• Obama killed two American citizens without a trial. Viva la revolution.
• If you believe anything in the corporate media, you’re a jerk.

Face it, you’re a fascist and want a fascist regime full of fascism. Well, don’t include me. I’m a real liberal. And I won’t be satisfied until we’re all living in a Libertarian paradise.

Update 1: Fuck you.

-WKW

 
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